| Passwords are like underwear: change them often.
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| If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. |
| If my car was a horse, I would have to shoot it! |
| On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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| Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
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| I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven. |
| I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not.
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| Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
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| As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
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| An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead |
