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Collection of Funny SMS, Funny SMS Jokes, Short SMS Jokes that you can send to your friends through your mobile or just drop them a message. These funny SMS messages are free to use!. So what are you waiting for send these funny SMS messages to your friends and have them laughing with you.

Funny SMS

so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!".
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright. u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight"
When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!!
Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly.
I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?.
I want u... to be with me... in a nice Restaurant.. to have a candle light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to U.... "Pay The Bill".
Friendship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter.

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