| To make a long story short, there's nothing like having the boss walk in. |
| If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie. |
| There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened. |
| Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research. |
| The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. |
| My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe "Go to hell." |
| There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. |
| There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. |
| When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car. |
| You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word. |
