| Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected
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| For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
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| Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss
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| First law of science: don't spit into the wind
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| Fat people are harder to kidnap
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| Everyone likes a little ass, but no one likes a smart ass |
| Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
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| English! Who needs that? I'm never going to England! |
| I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it! |
| I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it |
