Misc Jokes
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| Collection of totally Funny Miscellaneous Jokes that are too hilarious and guaranteed to make you laugh. Don't let your friends out of the fun and forward these miscellaneous jokes to them. |
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Overworked
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For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep
and too much pressure from my job, but now I've found out
the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population
of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That
leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in
school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there
are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving
19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the Armed Forces,
which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total
the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments
and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time
there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to
do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That
leaves just two people to do the work. You and me. And you're
sitting at your computer reading jokes.
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