Misc Jokes
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| Collection of totally Funny Miscellaneous Jokes that are too hilarious and guaranteed to make you laugh. Don't let your friends out of the fun and forward these miscellaneous jokes to them. |
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The perfect husband
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There are several men in the locker room of a private club
after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of
the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation
ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at
the club?" "Yes." "Great! I am at the
mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat...
It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?" "What's
the price?" "Only $1,500.00" "Well, OK,
go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." "Ahhh
and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman
and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to
exchange the BMW that we bought last year..." "What
price did he quote you?" "Only $60,000..."
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! Before we hang up, something else..." "What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your
bank account and...I stopped by the real estate agent this
morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's
on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beachfront property..." "How much
are they asking?" "Only $450,000... a magnificent
price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
"Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000.
OK?" "OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later!!
I love you!!!" "Bye... I do too..." The man
hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does
anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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