I love cats...they taste just like chicken

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician

We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.

Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.