Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted a paycheck

I'm just working here until a good fast food job opens up....

Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish

All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.