One-Liners
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| One-Liners can be called funny lines, funny statements or jokes that are short and really funny. You don't need much time to go through these funny one-liners, yet they have you laughing. Do send these funny one-liners to your friends also and have them laughing with you. |
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Quick One-Liners
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Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.
The only perfect science is hindsight.
He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly.
A procrastinator's work is never done.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights.
A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.
If puns were outlawed, only outlaws would have puns.
I was the next door kid's imaginary friend.
If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
I'm an apathetic sociopath - I'd kill you if I cared.
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
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